The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
Get the robot priest mug.A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.
"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"
"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"
"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"
by The Rach July 4, 2008
Get the robot whore mug.by caliskater April 22, 2011
Get the California robot mug.The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.
"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."
by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013
Get the Clench Robot mug.When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling
by Am Byles May 29, 2018
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only relies on rules and limited conditions
only relies on rules and limited conditions
This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.
by enimm13 September 17, 2015
Get the human-robot mug.A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.
by vbpj October 19, 2014
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