by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023
Get the Octopus slapmug. A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
Get the octopus fucking a bag pipemug. Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.
Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug. by Milovuk September 9, 2023
Get the Reversible octopusmug. When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022
Get the Land Octopusmug. A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.
I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
by Rememberer May 14, 2023
Get the Kentucky octopusmug. Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going
by Danique1490 November 6, 2017
Get the octopus flamethrowermug.