pocket noise

The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
"Dude! You called me earlier today, but all I heard was pocket noise."
by AmyT June 06, 2007
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Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 08, 2021
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Yoshi Noise

The constipated sound that a Yoshi from the Mario series makes when he flutter jumps. Usually accompanied by the Yoshi Face.
The Yoshi Noise can be seen in almost every game Yoshi is in after Yoshi's Island.
by DKsDownBIntheAir August 12, 2009
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Blonde Noise

Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.
"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.

Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.
by Bill Young July 29, 2006
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Love - Noise

The gag reflex sound made by a girl while deepthroating.
I know my girlfriend loves me, she makes the love - noise for me on a regular basis.
by Trevor the Gross September 01, 2006
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Victim Noises

To make subtle whimpering sounds or soft cries. Much like someone who has been the victim of a terrible crime or tragedy.
Wow did you hear that little puppy over there making victim noises! Stop it!
by Dallion January 24, 2015
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