Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.
by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022
by jakestoked May 17, 2023
by Maryy_dddd September 06, 2022
by popegaynor June 30, 2022
As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 23, 2017