The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008
Get the alpha malemug. A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.
by Nukeitall April 20, 2006
Get the Alpha strikemug. Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?
Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023
Get the Gen Alphamug. When the Alpha Male is out of "Range". The Beta Males try any method possible to become the Alpha Male in his absence.
Example~ Texting and DM-ing his Alpha Female as soon as the Alpha Male is out of Range.
Example~ Texting and DM-ing his Alpha Female as soon as the Alpha Male is out of Range.
by Mary Jane1313 August 19, 2020
Get the alpha effectmug. This is the upper echelon of gingerism. Masters of depersonalisation, dehumanisation and focus. The entry level ginger normally achieves this state between the ages of 25-30. Once all the happiness, sadness, euthoria, negativity and general emotions of all those exposed to the ginger have been absorbed. The entry level ginger then achieves alpha ginger.
Impervious to opinion, slander and general negative behaviour. Their only weakness is the sun, if you wish to find one in peak alpha ginger state, look to the shadows. Rarely seen in groups as their patience for the slow minded non-gingers is notoriously short.
Impervious to opinion, slander and general negative behaviour. Their only weakness is the sun, if you wish to find one in peak alpha ginger state, look to the shadows. Rarely seen in groups as their patience for the slow minded non-gingers is notoriously short.
by MagicalZorseOfCourse May 14, 2018
Get the alpha gingermug. An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
Get the Alpha packmug. The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
by andyspam October 5, 2013
Get the alpha porkermug.