Welsh Apple

I love you welsh apple
this word describes the best whalesh apple in da word its the best in da word he getz da bitches

i sucked Welsh Apple off the other day

by Torny420 May 24, 2023

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 April 11, 2018

Welsh Tea

Baaaa

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa

by Andy August 24, 2023

Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.

"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"

by Sweetcheekz92 September 01, 2023

The welsh snogghole

When a man makes out with a bin in front of his girlfriend, mistaking it for her while being drunk.

Q: Have you ever tried the Slovakian traffic cone?
A: no, but he went full the welsh snogghole on me the other night.

by Baby gruffalo January 31, 2022

Danny welsh

Beta male, thinks hes alpha

Danny welsh is a beta

by Idk133 January 07, 2022

Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 09, 2023