Lazy Stranger

When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."

Dude guess what i did last night

what?

i gave myself a lazy stranger

a "lazy stranger?"

yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!

dude! you fag!

No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.

by Rusty Shacklefurd May 21, 2008

stranger arm

The sensation of waking up and having one or both of your arms go completely numb after sleeping on it and restricting bloodflow

"I woke up this morning with stranger arm lying in my bed and it took me a while to figure out it that it was just mine."

by jippypippy February 12, 2017

The double stranger

Sitting on your hand and penis until both fall asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone to someone else.

The double stranger bois

by Siob July 5, 2017

texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Gay Stranger

when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.

"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"

by Greg "The Captain" Hall October 14, 2006