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Shat meself

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021
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Rat Shat

some who is a rat shat is either very very swag or they are stupid.
me: “your a rat shat”
swaggy swag: “thanks sharty”

me: “your a rat shat”
stupid person: “no.”
by Imthatratshat March 20, 2021
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Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.
"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016
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Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011
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Crater-shat

A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
by AndrewHall January 26, 2009
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G-shat

1. Noun, This refers to an upsetting or annoying chat had via Google e-mail, otherwise known as "G-Chat."

2. Verb, To annoy or upset somone chatting via Google e-mail, aka "G-Chat."

3. Adjective
1. The G-shat included Tom dumping me and then telling me that he was keeping our dog.

2. Man, I totally got G-shat on when Mary told me that she kissed my boyfriend.

3. Well that was a G-shatty conversation.
by YoBojo October 10, 2008
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Shat Pipe

A happy place to go to when you need to take a Shart
Go to your shat pipe now
by Diarrhea doctor. November 23, 2019
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