muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.
Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.
by Spoons April 07, 2005
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muck out

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit
I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.
by Cunts November 03, 2006
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muck fuck

1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?

Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.

Teacher: I understand completely.

2.

Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
by Factuality April 21, 2010
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mucked around

1) A sexual connotation, i.e., fooled around in bed.

2) Fooled around in a friendly, non-sexual way.
1) We mucked around all night.

2) We mucked around all night.
by PHCH December 23, 2009
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Big Muck

Let's take a trip through the the ages...

Ok, so big muck is ACTUALLY a modern stand-in for old-timey phrases; muck-a-muck, mucky muck, muckety muck, or lord muck, which, when used, make a buddy sound like an ol' piece a' coal. Each are synonymous with such other, old-timey-yet-choice phrases as, big enchialada, big kahuna, big daddy-o, big cheese or big banana.
"Who's the big muck around this 'ol heap, anyhow?"

"They got me good, Pa, 'appears I'm fixin' to meet the BIG MUCK, upstairs...(gasp)"

"I'm the big muck in my world, and I'll wear a leisure suit whenever and wherever I please, thank you very much..."
by Flipflopsachusettes July 01, 2021
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Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty
"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"
by Mr_bowyer December 01, 2013
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Mucking shed

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.
After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.
by Jeffsdonutholes December 03, 2015
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