rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017

mustard sack

When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass

Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack

by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017

Ford Mustard

A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD

Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!

by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

by Chocistar October 17, 2003

Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.

Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.

by dacacheman June 28, 2009

Mustard Patch

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.

"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."

by Hexicon June 23, 2006

Dusty Mustard

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.

"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"

by Singing Richard December 18, 2014