Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

by Roland Bates October 18, 2021

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organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016

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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

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Technical Glitches

Yeah, you guys are getting a lot of those. I mean... I'm not. But yeah...

Hym "You guys better try to find out whether or not those technical glitches are my thing because if it's not you might be getting (in the words of Tucker Carlson) 'De-Populated' by your government. And, if you look at Gaza, they seem to be perfectly fine with mass murder. So... You know... Hurry it up. If giving me the credit and the money doesn't work then it's gotta be your government trying to murder you. So... Do what you will."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

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