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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 26, 2023
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Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.
Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.
by Roland Bates October 18, 2021
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organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.
I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.
by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016
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Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’
Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system
by Lmb17 September 21, 2018
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Glitch Buns

Glitch Buns is a gachatuber that everyone adores. She showed her face and she is a beautiful girl. She makes everyone's day!
Girl 1: have you heard of Glitch Buns?

Boy 1: yea she's my favorite gachatuber and she's really cute.

Girl 2: I agree!
by Winea December 5, 2021
mugGet the Glitch Bunsmug.

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