Well there goes the day. Roger just drank the bong water and sold felix to Joe. Oh look, Joe has started beating the living shit out of Roger with the cat.
by Steve Haas March 15, 2005

Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
by onehandcrabbing October 15, 2012

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off
by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

i'd better not feed tiddles any more treats today, i don't want felix salt to affect her cells' osmotic uptake :(
by world health organisation October 10, 2021

by dontgiveafu€k.com March 5, 2020

Person- a true saint and true hero to American trade workers
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Verb- the act of using your massive schlong as a hammer to fix objects that are broken.
Feller 1- Hey my wife is broken
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
Feller 2- no worries brokowski! I’ll fix it Felix to get the job done!!!
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Lee Felix, a rolling sunshine ball. He has the warmest smile and can make everyone love him. But he has an deep ass voice which is deeper then the ocean. He's a very soft and cute person but can also be sexy asf. Felix has the whole universe painted on his cheeks. In conclusion, Felix makes me really happy and he's my sunshine. We'll do fortnite dances until we break our ankles.
by iheartfelix April 12, 2022
