hipster biscuits

Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.

Here is your box of hipster biscuits Adam.

by Fatstick November 24, 2014

Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".

Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."

by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 26, 2015

whop biscuits

Prepackaged tubular cardboard containers of biscuits sold in grocery stores and markets. When the paper is peeled back, you WHOP the edge of a counter or hard surface to open the can.

For breakfast, we had scrambled eggs, bacon, WHOP BISCUITS, and gravy.

by labatplay January 21, 2016

Biscuit bones

A medical condition of someone prone to getting injured very easily and/or often.

Richard dislocated his shoulder whilst sleeping because he has biscuit bones.

by fernofry June 14, 2016

Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"

You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father

by Chris Redmond January 12, 2004

bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"

Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.

by dilligasty July 25, 2008

booty biscuits

That part of butt cheeks that is visible bulging out beneath short shorts and bathing suits

Did you see how short that girls shorts were? She was all booty biscuits

by Lyricalroger June 12, 2012