November 5th

National feel sad/depressed day on this day you can let anything out it’s your day :)
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“Damn why are you so sad today?”

“Haven’t you heard it’s November 5th?”

by IconicLegend69 November 3, 2021

May 5th

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by benj4min May 5, 2022

August 5th

bully your brother day

Me : Haha this is mine now
Him : why are you doing this?
Me : its bully your August 5th bully your brother day!
Him : ugh and I have to wait until August 4th!?

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021

August 5th

National boyfriend day!

Give your bf lots of love and attention, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Give him the best day ever. 💙

Its August 5th, Happy national boyfriends day to the best boyfriend their is!!!

by Use by Jeune iwjehddje August 1, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

November 5th

National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)

Yo, silly goose, it's November 5th, are you finally gonna confess your feelings for croissant?

by Silly goose November 4, 2021

March 5th

The Day the Persona 3 Protagonist died after sealing Nyx and Turning into The Great Seal (A Door)

,,It’s March 5th, Time to cry again“

by NieR/Persona October 20, 2019