teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 8, 2023

Bug teddies

a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.

Paperwork and incorrect fonts are our worst bug teddies.

by four20lady May 28, 2021

teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches

You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon

by Beif June 7, 2018

Teddy Hyde

Some super cool singer with an amazing voice. He’s gained a lot of attention for his song Sex with a Ghost. He has some really creative albums.

Friend1: Hey, have you heard of Teddy Hyde before? You need to listen to his song, Vanilla Curls
Friend2: Yeah, didn’t he go blonde?

by fucking maxine eros August 4, 2021

Panda...teddy

amazing. Amazing and just more amazing.

Person: WOAHHHH ITS PANDA...TEDDY
person2: omg IM SUCH A FAN OF THEM
- Zoes1millon/ieatedits

by ilikepanda...teddy February 23, 2021

Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017

fly teddy

A fly teddy is when someone is dressed up on a night like prom. And they look real stunning and remind u of a soft teddy bear. You jus want to give them a hug whether you kno them or not.

Yo look at him in his suit, he look lik a fly teddy!

by AprilBaby_21 April 22, 2011