Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 07, 2017
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Panda...teddy

amazing. Amazing and just more amazing.
Person: WOAHHHH ITS PANDA...TEDDY
person2: omg IM SUCH A FAN OF THEM
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by ilikepanda...teddy February 23, 2021
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teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches
You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon
by Beif May 20, 2018
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Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy
Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...
by Joking poo November 07, 2021
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Teddy Bear

The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".
by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019
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Teddy Brillers

Basically, a cool way of saying brilliant or totally brilliant.
Person one : Like my bag? I thought it was soo cute when i bought it!
Person two: its not jsut cute! Its teddy brillers
Person three: yeah deffers :)

or

Person one: i dont just think you're cute, i think you're teddy brillers
Person two: I love you too
by teddybriller November 28, 2009
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Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.
Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.
by Annatwodicks March 20, 2010
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