Teddy Bear

The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".

by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019

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That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 09, 2023

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Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 26, 2010

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Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 07, 2017

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