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Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
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A-Takie

A South African Cisco specialist that adores people with sleeveless shirts also know as "Boksburg relationship counseling.
I had A-Takie today so my networking is amazing, still love my sister though.
by koosiekaas February 23, 2021
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takie

a picture in which a person is taking a selfie of someone else
Rebekah took a takie of Kbizzle and her delish food that her awesome roommate made!
by kbizzle14 December 13, 2014
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taishaar

A Poes that can’t shut his mouth
Ay lannie what u acting like a taishaar for, u dom Poes
by Sc0rpS🗿 October 5, 2021
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takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.
by ProfJF February 19, 2017
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taisei

A flirt, a womanizer. A guy who hangs around a bunch of girls all the time.
Stop being such a Taisei.
by IfUThinkUKnowMyNameUrStupid November 26, 2016
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The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008
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