Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011

Sussex, N.B.

the best town i know of (after spending 9 years there).

was a military base, still kinda is idk im no armyman

had a good pop company going, i think they sold it to pepsi. either that or coke idk but they still make 'sussex ginger ale.

the old train station is quite historic, but now it is one third museum one third open space and one third ice cream shop. the Sullys ice cream business. named after the sullivan family, who founded it.

they're middle school sucks. not the school, but the teachers. at least it was that way when i went there.

home of the atlantic balloon fiesta, a hot air balloon festival.

it's honestly just a small town with a lot of awesomeness.

sidenote... i think at least 40% of the people who live in sussex have disabilities. like, mental shit like autism and shit like that it's creepy...

guy 1: holy fuck! giant cows from mars!!!!!!
guy2: dude, calm ur boner its just daisy and buttercup, the two statues of cows marking the entrance to Sussex, N.B.

or, more commonly: Sussex?!?! where the fuck is that?!?!

by hiqwertyhi June 29, 2011

Sussed out

Sus: Giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest; suspicious. (Found this onine)
For when you or your friends find out your acting sus.

Someone 1: Hey bro your acting abit sus, I dont wanna sus you out bro
Someone 2: Bro I swear your just hearing things, Its gotta be my mic
a week later:
Someone 1: Hey bro remember when you got sussed out?
Someone 2: when was that.

by mac and cheese lmaop October 1, 2021

Warm Susie

A Warm susie entails a tighly rolled up face cloth, warmed gently in a microwave. A rubber glove is inserted into the end of the rolled cloth forming a tight pocket. The glove is lubricated and the male genitalia is inserted to simulate intercourse

rolled susie, no example needed Warm susie

by jim noons October 30, 2008

hot suszie

When you fill a ziploc baggie half way with hot water, lube up your penis, wrap the baggie around yourself and toss off (masterbate) to it.

I had such a squirt with Hot Suszie

by Robin RN October 1, 2006

university of sussex

A faculty located in Falmer, Sussex. Love to make fun to the neighboring University of Brighton, for some reason. It's a very known fact that everyone in sussex wanted to go to Oxbridge but they couldn't because of mental diseases, so they just find the nearest university in ranking to laugh about so they could complain studying in a shite university.

Leave them alone... they're just university of sussex's dickheads

by Notabrightonunistudent December 26, 2010

susie

-The police (blue-boys) & Narcs. Used as an alet to tell everyone to act right."

"Thats SUSIE to your left."

by Quel November 15, 2005