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Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick
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"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
by Mike Thompson February 03, 2006
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suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.
The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"
by AdamMD2Binafewyears September 04, 2007
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hannah sucks donkey dick

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time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun
Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick
by Dale Denton January 26, 2018
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What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 09, 2010
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National Suck a Dick Day

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019
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