Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 8, 2021

Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021

Steamy Bun

The act of wrapping your erect penis in plastic wrap, and then inserting it into another persons anus. Thus making a "steamy bun."

You have any plastic wrap handy? I'd like to make a steamy bun!

by Dr. Mc Cocklan January 5, 2018

Steamy Jenga

Steamy Jenga; the act of one person sitting on the toilet taking a shit, with another person stacked on top simultaneously shitting their brains out through the person belows legs into the toilet.

Wow, Charlie Calvin and I just had a crazy Steamy Jenga session!

by Charles "forehead" Colvin January 20, 2022

Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020