Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 6, 2008

Squishy Fingers

Really fucking big nasty fingers. There hands look like nasty 23 day old pankaces from ihop.

Oh so you want to date that guy? No he's got squishy fingers.

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

squishyjello

to be vulgar and squishy; to find a person, place or thing to be creepy and arousing; or To squish jello between one's fingers or onto body parts creepy and lasciviously

"I watched her squishyjello her way through the dark night club to me".

by Mrs. Hyde May 13, 2010

Squishy Barbie

A girl with a face that looks like a squished barbie head.

"Paige looks like a total squishy barbie!"

by Jrawk10 May 20, 2010

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010