The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “

They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.

by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022

spooky boi

A very scary boi or boy

Friend: YO THAT KID SCARY
Friend 2: YEA HE A SPOOKY BOI

by Jonathan Cilius Goetze September 11, 2017

spooky weed

A stand of weed laced with some other drug

Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.

by Smoker Bruce October 25, 2017

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Spooky Abortion

'Spooky Abortion' is when you plan on having an abortion on your baby (for your own personal reasons...) but your plans go wrong either it's the pills or medication but the baby comes out on surprise without you expecting it.

Tim... The baby came out.... it was a Spooky Abortion!

by ultrarat October 31, 2017

spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020

Mutual spookiness

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.

That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.

by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022