Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
by The Confuser July 04, 2009
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oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only
“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”
by Astrovan Jesus September 09, 2020
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Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
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Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you
I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
by bananaice March 22, 2022
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SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.
"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."
by life_coach69 May 05, 2016
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Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022
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Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
by Likethegodfather3 September 13, 2011
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