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The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023
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The last soapbender

An insult referencing the Nickelodeon animated television show Avatar The Last Airbender, which is used to describe a person of especially poor hygiene, usually ashey, cracked lips, crusty ass toes, etc.
*knock* *knock*
Daquan: "Yo what you want? It's only 7am on Saturday bro wtf"

Jamal: "Sorry brody I just had to go to the bathroom and the only one is in your room, my B"
*Jamal opens door to Daquan's room*
Daquan: "Damn Jamal, you been wearing the same clothes for three days!! I can smell yo ass from across the room, looking like the last soapbender ass nigga."
Jamal: "That's a violation, but you right, can I grab a shower rq while I'm in there?"
Daquan: "Aight but don't use my good washcloth on yo disgusting ass, I'll have to burn that shit after"
by crustyasstoesboi August 6, 2023
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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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