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three finger slinger

A large dip in your mouth. Widely used by red necks in Appalachia
I'm gonna put a three finger slinger in and kick your ass
by Chesire water June 15, 2016
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Boom Slingers Theme Song OST

One of the best songs out there, better than any Kpop song, it never gets old, it is such a bop
by RoseRed669 January 23, 2023
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slinger

Colloquial name for a woodchipper, used primarily in California’s Central Valley.
Five fingers, itching my balls. Four in the slinger, what do you call a bad accident?”
by Obama Chungus June 11, 2022
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Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.
"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"
by PStar-7 October 29, 2023
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
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Slinger

A slinger is a slang term used to describe someone’s actions as idiotic.
Can you not be such a f*cking slinger today?
by MeiCohen April 6, 2021
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