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spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
by wistler212 April 14, 2010
mugGet the spunk shovelmug.

Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
mugGet the Bullshit shovelmug.

coke shovel

Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
by CokeShovel#1 October 2, 2013
mugGet the coke shovelmug.

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.
Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.
by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013
mugGet the cum shovelingmug.

shoveling out

in snowy climates, (such as New England) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it's snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business)
i was late to work b'c i was shoveling out from last night's snow storm
by Jennifer Christie February 13, 2008
mugGet the shoveling outmug.

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
mugGet the bumping shovelsmug.

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.
Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.
by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015
mugGet the shovel cockmug.

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