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security shark

A shark that secures the neighbor's house in the first alpha of Hello Neighbor. First coined by MatPat, it is now an inside joke to all viewers of the livestream.
Beware his jaws of justice. SECURITY SHARK!!!
by Security Shark fam March 20, 2017
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pussy shark

Someone who snakes women from their friends, either girlfriends or women they are trying to get with, and puts it in them.
Matt is such a pussy shark, he sleeps with every meat curtain I bring to the house.
by King ThunderPants March 2, 2008
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raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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anal shark

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali
Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"
by Psychotic Jesuz January 12, 2015
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Crumb shark

A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.
Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.
by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020
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Shark-talker

n.
A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.
Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!
by WeebSurfer November 29, 2011
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Shark Diving

Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.
by OzzyD September 23, 2015
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