Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 09, 2009

Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021

legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 09, 2014

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Seeking Arraignment

A dating app for thugs and criminals

Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock

by D Flawless July 14, 2022

seek one's furtune

What you're no longer allowed to do now dat da harvesting of animal-pelts has been banned.

Now dat dealing in real animal-skins is a big no-no, one of da only alternative options might be to seek one's furtune in synthetic-fiber clothing.

by QuacksO February 16, 2025