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Scotiabank sattledome

A arena located in calgary ab
Built in 1983 it's the home of the calgary flames
It's a old school no thrills hockey barn
Cale. I went to the Scotiabank sattledome. I had a good time
by ZACKMAN2007 June 20, 2021
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Zattle Strattle

When a chick gives you a hairy knee job from a piggy back position. When you complete you have to yell "KILL YO SELF" and throw her at the nearest wall.
This one slag Gertrude gave me Zattle Strattle and that big bitch put a dent in the drywall.
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Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.
Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
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double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 26, 2009
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ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS

The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
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Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs

The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.
Jeff had the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs for breakfast this morning
by senorbeto January 11, 2026
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