by *^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* July 2, 2022
A guy that likes 5-9 year olds in his bed. When he fucks them he starts grabbing the child and starts to pull his teeth and stick them in his mouth and swollow them. If he sees a child he pulls up with his van and then pulls them inside and starts making them give him head while he cums in their mouth even if it's a boy. Ryder was also charged with multiple counts of beastiality in his past years.
by xxyourmomfatxx November 16, 2021
Someone who pressure cooks their greasy balls on the daily, probably has a 25 inch cock, enjoys a good double jointed pussy, fucking hates seaweed, will break your heart and your bed, will steal your dog and make it lick my asshole.
Random guy: “did you see Ryder the other day”
Other person: “yeah he fucked my dad, that asshole”
Other person: “yeah he fucked my dad, that asshole”
by Rydor October 29, 2019
Ryder is the most amazing guy in the world, sure a Ryder might curse a lot and make dark jokes every now and then.. but Ryder’s are one of the nicest people in the world and very handsome with his beautiful golden brown eyes and fluffy hair. If you have a Ryder in you life, he’ll never leave you cause Ryder is one of the most loyal guys out there.. A Ryder is very good at making dark comments at the worst possible times, but will cheer you up with them when you’re depressed. Ryder’s Blush A LOT and are very obvious when they like you.
Ty: “hey have you seen Ryder today?”
Tommy: “nah..”
Scarlett: “oh there he is! Coming off the lacrosse field in his white jersey!”
Ty: “Scarlett you’re such a simp some times it’s crazy how y’all haven’t told each other how you feel about each other, he clearly likes you! He’s blushing all the time around you!”
Scarlett: “shut up Ty!”
Tommy: “nah..”
Scarlett: “oh there he is! Coming off the lacrosse field in his white jersey!”
Ty: “Scarlett you’re such a simp some times it’s crazy how y’all haven’t told each other how you feel about each other, he clearly likes you! He’s blushing all the time around you!”
Scarlett: “shut up Ty!”
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