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level 3 qualified PT

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
by Garry Scope June 28, 2023
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Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.
Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.
by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012
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Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023
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PT

Pussy. Time. To receive sexual act from a girl.
Yo I was just hanging out with this girl and I got some got PT.
by Big Neegus cheegus September 23, 2020
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Carolina Pt 2.

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
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PTs

"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.
Hi Karen,

I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.

PTs,
by youngmoneyfriend June 10, 2020
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PT

PRICE TAG!
I thought this was a urban dictionary?
It seems people like to write whatever they feel suites themselves.
When someone says same PT? They’re asking if it’s going to cost the same as LAST time!
I came here to see if it was on the board and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t......
Yes PT means physical training.
THATS NOT FOR A URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

No1 is talking CODE about working out!
Seriously....THIS should be at the top.
I got a different type.
I’ll do the same PT for you!
by Jte0707 October 22, 2019
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