Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016

Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

by Rubiwan August 26, 2022

buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

Poor Edge

being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.

Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.

by ThePoopsmith July 11, 2012

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018