by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023

Philip is the most obese boy in the history of xxxstars, if you get to meet him him make sure to say hi and you won’t regret to meet him, be sure to look fat.
by Cocky boi September 25, 2020

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Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021


by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021
