Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

by Clark Westfield December 22, 2006

Pad foot

Bare foot

She is pad foot and pregnant

by MWC August 05, 2015

raunch pad

a very long list of raunchy words icluding: tony danza, pussy licker, anus, cooch,cum stash.

yolanda: " what are you writing ? "
pablo: " you know, just a raunch pad "

by aburtotheburtotheburinaburkey January 07, 2009

Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.

Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.

by LoRes April 22, 2008

my pad

My home

"Meet up at my pad"

by Grace berlanga March 04, 2018

d-pad

The buttons on a video game controller that indicate direction. Most commonly the directions of Up, Down, Left and Right and usually with support for combinations (e.g. Up-Left, Down-Right, etc).

The d-pad on this controller sucks my fat ass.

by Omniverse March 29, 2003

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 07, 2014