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Whitey

The act of being sick, often done tactically to prolong a drinking session or just as the result of consuming too much alcohol or any other recreational drug
Ew georgia just whitey’d again
by Tom666davies January 23, 2021
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THE SNEAKY WHITEY

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU
TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.
by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022
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Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.
by yessum15 December 22, 2013
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tighty-whitey nerd

A nerd wearing tighty-whities, i.e. white briefs. Has been culturally seen as the nerd type of underwear for decades, often made fun of and leading the wearer to become a victim of wedgies and pantsings.

At schools and other places, as well as culturally, as boxers and then boxer-briefs became popular, tighty-whities came to be seen as nerdy – partly because of their feminine shape, which is why briefs are sometimes also called manties or male panties.

In popular culture, this can for example also be seen in movies, TV shows etc., where most of the times whenever there is a nerdy character he wears tighty-whities, or when someone is being pantsed in a funny scene or becomes wedgied they usually wear tighty-whities.

In this day and age, because of this social stigma, you cannot really be seen wearing tighty-whities without being seen as nerdy by a lot of people, since it has become such a big part of popular culture and is portrayed in this way in movies, on television, talkshows etc. Avoid wearing if you do not wish to be wedgied, pantsed or made fun of for your underwear, since this is what tighty-whities has come to represent in popular culture.
Look at that tighty-whitey nerd!

Maybe he will one day change the world...
by whitebriefsforever May 8, 2024
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Whitey Tighties

by The Rat Lordius July 22, 2023
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Whitey

The dustiest duster that ever dusted.
Did you see that Dustbag? Yeah he was a total Whitey.
by costanza July 25, 2019
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Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.
Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo
by Pedroia December 17, 2008
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