get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...

dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...

by blthrskt September 11, 2005

Showed Her My Dick

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008

Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007