bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

by definebedolympics July 23, 2012

Tinder Olympics

Being under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs while swiping on Tinder with or without the presence of friends. Some variations of the Tinder Olympics may not be played while intoxicated, but used as a dare by a friend to swipe right to all Tinder profiles as quickly as possible. This variation may also be played with or without friends while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. In some Tinder Olympics, changing the age, gender, distance and/or location can add a different aspect to the game.

"Dude, I can't believe you matched with that 86 year old cougar with dentures wearing lingerie while playing the Tinder Olympics at your 21st birthday celebration!"

by Larangaroo February 25, 2018

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019

Chinese olympics

Micromanaging pointless details while forgetting the bigger picture; often, overmanaging a project to the point of engaging in unscrupulous methods or fakery.

We went to see the President speak...he had a handpicked audience, a dozen makeup artists and it felt really staged. It was totally Chinese olympics.

That girl's mom goes Chinese olympics and does all her homework and projects for her. What a fake.

by Anatres 2221 October 9, 2008

Sexual Olympics

Sexual Olympics are any major sexual event featuring all types of sexual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. These events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, orgasmic and often public. The term suggests a competitive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.

"They'll probably be keeping us up all night with their sexual olympics"

by ˜°•.¸ ★ ḾiƦa ★ ¸.•°˜ August 22, 2011

olympic triplecast

A skanky ho who thinks she is very sporty and should be in the olympics

''man she fruttin like an olympic triplecast...she belong in da broth''

by flot December 20, 2003

Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.

Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.

by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010