After masturbation, to hide the sight of a raging erection, the penis is lifted and the elastic of the shorts/pants is used to tuck in said penis. A lift and tucker should avoid walking around without a shirt though since the top of the penis is sometimes visible.
Lloyd: Sup homes?
Al: What the hell Lloyd *points to elastic of Lloyd's pants*
Lloyd: ....woah! uhh
Al: Holy lift and tuck!
Al: What the hell Lloyd *points to elastic of Lloyd's pants*
Lloyd: ....woah! uhh
Al: Holy lift and tuck!
by j00 phaggot January 24, 2007

When a male tucks his erection under the waist line of his pants, boxers, belt, etc in an effort to hide it.
by Boo W. January 11, 2009

by The Boner Patrol March 1, 2022

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
by atmk September 1, 2010

by willam defoe September 26, 2010

a gorgeous girl. brown hair. short. simply amazing. doesn't believe she is pretty, but she is so much more than that. she is an amazing bestfriend to me. and an even better girlfriend. she is simply just a keeper and wouldn't want it any other way.
by jacoblooktoyourwright May 16, 2014

A euphemism for "We're fucked". Sometimes said as "We're tucked in and kissed goodnight" for added effect.
by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020
