J-Rob

an adjective used to describe the freshest kid you know

that kid is so J-Rob that when he walks in the door, all the girls scream

by DAGEYbaby October 13, 2011

rob rotten

A fucking genius man. Director of unique punk pornos. Former boyfriend of beauty rachel rotten, the bettie page punk version. Has made very hardcore porn masterpieces like "Anal Swine". Among others makes porn an art. He mixes a horror movie feeling with great sex and great punk rock.

Tony: I just saw the newest porn flick by rob rotten and that was some hardcore shit.

Tezz: fuck yeah the mans a fucking genius!

by dahmer punx December 13, 2008

Rapey Rob

A man or boy, closely ressembling Indiana Jones, Crocodile Dundee or some other form of explorer of the seven seas. Cowboy hats and knee-high boots are bound to feature in his getup, but he also may frequently be spotted in a kilt. His hobbies include overpowering young women and pinning them up against a wall/taking those bitches down, often whilst screaming "I AM INCREEEEDIBLY STROOONG" which he uses as his mating call, among other things such as hunting for crocodiles. He can often be found lurking. Anywhere.

OMG! That reptile boy pushed me against a wall last night and twisted my wrist. He's such a Rapey Rob.

by hideyokidshideyowife October 4, 2010

Rob Ford'd

When you've been robbed. Named after the mayor-elect of Toronto, Rob Ford.

"Dude he just got Rob Ford'd"

by ChainMonster November 5, 2010

Homeless Rob

a Homeless guy that lives on a park bench, bums cigarettes at a gas station, lurks in your basement and smells like a 3rd world country

This nigga's been smoking ground cigarettes for the past 10 years, just like a Homeless Rob!

by pedophile Joe October 21, 2009

rob locks

a very stupid way that roblox is deemed by newscasts and 90+ people.

Oof my 100 year old great great grandfather says roblox this way but the 2 year olds can say and spell this correctly.
rob locks

by fakeMicheal_P September 22, 2020

throwing a rob

To be so pitifully ill the day after drinking that even basic functions (standing, speaking, walking) cannot be performed or can only be performed whilst vomiting on one's self.

If this state is reached after only a couple of drinks, the party 'throwing a rob' should be considered a 2 pint rob in honour of Rob Scarrott.

"For crying out loud - he only had two pints last night and he's throwing a rob"

by Glyn July 30, 2003