Nico

A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his

Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me

Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog

Connor: a true nico shits in his pants

by Geoduck4U August 4, 2021

Nico Bock

-"Nico Bock" bezeichnet das zwanghafte verlangen nach dem weiblichen geschlecht

-wird im lateinischen für "pussydestroyer" verwendet

-Ey! Lass mal auf der Party den Nico Bock raushängen

by Mapetask January 2, 2017

Nico

An Indian with huge muscles, who will try to scam you out of all your money

Scammer: “Hello, technical support, how can I help you?”

Person: Are you trying to scam me? You sound like a nico!!!

by ❤️N&C❤️ October 22, 2023

nico rodriguez

bru like he’s so goated fr

“oh my god nico rodriguez js goated fr”

by 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 September 26, 2023

Nico Haussering

When you so drunk you think you could win a rapbattle against a far superior
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.

Watch your friend he is Nico Haussering again at that dude.

Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .

by B.D.K. aka yes you See right January 2, 2018

Nico

A Simp lord

Guy1- hey what’s up Nico I just got this new girl
Nico-oh really ???? :););//
Guy2- pss guy1 he’s a Simp Lord he abt to take yo girl
Guy1- oh shit I’m done!!
Narrator- Nico the Simp lord went off to the distance with that girl.

by ThotSlayer421 November 6, 2019

Nico

Nico is probably the coolest guy ever. He's calm, easygoing, and a great cartoonist. He'll do anything for his friends.

"Nico is such a comic! Did you hear his joke yesterday?"

by yiddidily February 8, 2019