mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

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mutual intercourse

When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)

My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.

by Mi200 April 12, 2017

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Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo

my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend

by gayanalman February 13, 2021

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Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

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Liberty Mutual

LIBERTY MUTUAL SHITS OUT THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIALS IN THE HISTORY OF COMMERCIALS EVER!!! BIBERTY IS ITS EVEN WORSE COUSIN. THESE COMMERCIALS DRIVE PEOPLE INTO MADNESS AND IF THEY EVER AIRED IN THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TO ABSTRACTION!!!

Liberty Mutual is too annoying, even Biberty is worse!

by ThomasBloxia May 21, 2025

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