Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face

After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket

by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016

Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by anonymous August 10, 2024