my mouse

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.
Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse
by DutchPancakes March 16, 2016
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Rats Mouse

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.
Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”
by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019
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Mouse Rat

The fictional band from Parks and Recreation. Consisting of Andy Dwyer (lead vocalist, guitar, and merchandise sales), James Pierson ( drums), Micheal Chang (bass and backing vocalist), Andrew "Burly" Burlington (guitar and backing vocalist), April Ludgate (manager), and Mark Rivers (ex-drums) Although going through many name changes, their name stuck with Mouse Rat. their greatest and best song is "5,000 candles in the wind." A tribute to Lil Sebastian. a miniature pony loved by the town of Pawnee.
Dude, I found a Mouse Rat tee shirt in target!
by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019
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Minnie Mouse

Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.

Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?

Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?

Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
by the Toad September 19, 2010
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Mouse on a Trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.
The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.
by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009
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mouse

word used to desribe a senior boy who mouses out who hits on a freshman girl since he is unable to get anyone in his own grade
high school --> senior mousing on freshman
senior is a mouse to freshman girl
by Lebron James/Nikki Minaj February 23, 2011
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shithouse mouse

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."
Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.
by pdreezy October 20, 2008
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