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Mouse Rat

The fictional band from Parks and Recreation. Consisting of Andy Dwyer (lead vocalist, guitar, and merchandise sales), James Pierson ( drums), Micheal Chang (bass and backing vocalist), Andrew "Burly" Burlington (guitar and backing vocalist), April Ludgate (manager), and Mark Rivers (ex-drums) Although going through many name changes, their name stuck with Mouse Rat. their greatest and best song is "5,000 candles in the wind." A tribute to Lil Sebastian. a miniature pony loved by the town of Pawnee.
Dude, I found a Mouse Rat tee shirt in target!
by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019
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Rats Mouse

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.
Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”
by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019
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Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.
"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"
by promethadeine February 29, 2020
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Minnie Mouse

Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.

Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?

Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?

Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
by the Toad October 17, 2010
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Mouse on a Trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.
The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.
by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009
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shithouse mouse

An incomprehensibly crazy person.

NB: Not used to describe a spell of psychotic behavior. A shithouse mouse is permanently insane.
Used as a comparative standard, usually vis-a-vis actual insanity.

The term originated as a more mellifluous alternative to the term shithouse rat; e.g., "as crazy as a shithouse rat."
Did you see Shavonne flip out and claw the skin off Joey Bag's arm last night? I'm glad you dumped that psycho, she's crazier than a shithouse mouse!

I saw the born-again Christians picketing at the train station again yesterday, every one of them crazier'na shithouse mouse.
by pdreezy December 9, 2008
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mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.
Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
by El Duce February 23, 2004
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