mouth hugs

The act of fellating another person, usually in exchange for favors or other benefits.

J: Why'd you promote that product so much?

Z: I did it for the mouth hugs!

by Verocious June 14, 2013

mouth whore

Any individual who is known for having a wang in the mouth - perhaps even multiple wangs at one time. A mouth whore is so obsessed with having wangs in or around his or her mouth that on the odd occasion that there is no wang in the immediate vicinity, this person will waste away just thinking of how many wangs might fit in his or her mouth on a good day.

Antonym of mouth virgin.

Phil Collins is the biggest mouth whore on this planet.

by LeeboZeebo April 18, 2005

mouth ween

similar to a ball gag, but with a dildo instead of a ball. It is to be placed in one's own mouth for self inflicted sexual torture and for erotic stimulation. Often used by closet homos and S&M enthusiasts.

When I get home, the first thing I will do is strap on my mouth ween!!!

Since I bought my mouth ween, I'm never lonely on Friday nights!

by trick booty July 27, 2006

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Mouth Orgasm

When you get an amazing feeling in your mouth. Eg. An 'orgasm' in the oral area (Mouth)

1. When you're in the shower and you turn your head and the spray brushes your lips. And it tingles.

2. When you eat something that tastes so good you just had an Orgasm in your mouth.

"OMG I just totally had a Mouth Orgasm"

by Itwontletmepickaname April 18, 2006

Mouth St. Helens

The act of 6 or more men surrounding a female who is kneeling down between them. Each male takes a turn ejaculating in her mouth and she is not aloud to spit or swallow the ejaculation. When the last male ejaculates in the females mouth, she will lay on her back and the last male will spread apart his buttocks cheeks and sit his anus directly over her mouth. He then reaches both hands behind his back and slaps the females cheeks causing the ejaculate from the females mouth to shoot out into his anus.

If ever involved in a mouth st. helens I will attempt to ejaculate quickly.

by Gooch83 May 5, 2009

mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009