University School of Milwaukee is a shitty ass private school in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin. This school is the worst fucking school in Wisconsin and sucks at sports with nothing more than state titles in only tennis and hockey. This school still manages to burn more money on athletics than any other school in Wisconsin and spends more on athletics than public schools do to operate yearly. The staff often likes to fuck students in the bathroom stalls and does not give a fuck about students or what they are teaching. Every other kid here is a fucking rich kid and either drives a G-Wagon or a Urus. They still manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy despite costing $3000-4000 more in tuition. The student body consist of weird ass kids and pedophiles and no one here is attractive. If you want a good reason to kill your self, choose USM.
Additional info:
If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Additional info:
If you wanna sell vape pods or E-cigs, pull up to USM
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
Yea bro.
Damn, It must suck getting fucked by the staff everyday and going to school with kids who have no fucking life outside of vaping.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 01, 2024
The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?
Yea bro.
Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.
Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
Yea bro.
Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.
Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 01, 2024
The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.
"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."
by Jay Shepherd May 27, 2023
Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
by Agent_Hollywood January 03, 2018
Sports writers that write about Phoenix having an easy street to the NBA Finals due to injuries on opposing teams but don't mention the route Milwaukee took to get there forget that Milwaukee played an injury filled Atlanta Hawks team and an injury filled Brooklyn Nets team (just like the Atlanta Hawks played an injury filled Philadelphia team to get to the conference finals with Milwaukee). If a game is thrown before it ever starts, there is no getting a prediction about it wrong.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.
by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023
A sexual act, the milwaukee mudslide occurs when the female defecates loose stool onto the partners chest while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Last night Misty went to dinner, ate some really spicy food and went home to have sex. She felt her stomach rumbling so she urgently asked me if I would like a milwaukee mudslide. I was more than happy to receive it.
by Milwaukee Jim November 23, 2020