When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.
person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 4, 2021

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.
Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

E.C.C. Memory stands for Ethnic Cleansing Clan Memory.
It's the type of memory you obtain from being in an Ethnic Cleansing Clan.
It's the type of memory you obtain from being in an Ethnic Cleansing Clan.
by Dr. EmberMcShitnugget July 2, 2016

by JayAhsigum January 1, 2017

Gerald is overly convinced that genetic memory is the only logical explanation for his miraculous 30 day survival in the wilderness.
by WIZONDERFULWORLD April 5, 2015

An Egyptian idiom referring to a person with an unusually sharp or clear memory, especially in a situation when the person would normally forget something.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, but I remember EVERYTHING!
Shoot, you must have the memory of a cat!
Shoot, you must have the memory of a cat!
by squirrel_lover September 25, 2011
