Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".

Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!

by Tnutz May 24, 2023

Sweat Memory

An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.

Man I have sweaty armpits today, its because my shirt has sweat memory.

by LeLenneff November 8, 2017

memory of a cat

An Egyptian idiom referring to a person with an unusually sharp or clear memory, especially in a situation when the person would normally forget something.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, but I remember EVERYTHING!

Shoot, you must have the memory of a cat!

by squirrel_lover September 25, 2011

memory insurance

A method of writing something down before you forget, whether on a piece of paper or on your arm or hand. May also include calling your own phone and leaving yourself a voice message, or emailing yourself. Basically a self-reminder.

Roommate 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport on Friday? My flight leaves at 6.
Roommate 2: Yeah hold on a sec, I'm gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.

by ambermonk May 12, 2011

homographic memory

an ability possessed by the gay best friend to remember every outfit you own, and shame you for the

"when interviewing a new gay best friend, it is a good idea to ask around about his homographic memory average, to keep the necessary emotional friction"

by JellyD October 23, 2013

memory junkie

A person who feeds off of nostalgia and creating memories to enjoy both during and after said memories, often consciously links certain things to a certain period of time or person as well as a memory

Anyelo is a total memory junkie

by Yelito August 30, 2018

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix December 31, 2012