mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

MEGA AHNOLD!!

A super hero. Has many powers

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".

And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

Mega Weebo

A person who obsessed over hentai .

Why Hunter is such a Mega Weebo.

by 12345678900987654321234567890 December 6, 2019

Mega Sweat

A person that is playing too seriously or trying too hard to win but on a mega level.

Some examples are below:
Using OP or Meta weapons in FPS
Camping in FPS
Raging in casual or practice mode playlists
Farming kills by knowing spawn points

A similar, interchangeable term is a ‘mega try-hard'

"The UMP 45 can carry most Mega Sweats on any Tarkov map"

by ImTrashJuice March 13, 2023