lint hider

When you take the lint off the dryer filter and instead of walking 2 feet to the trash, you wad it up and throw it between the dryer and the wall thinking noone's gonna be the wiser.
I was doing some spring deep cleaning, and found four big lint balls that little lint hider dropped. She thinks we don't know, but I see her!!! I'm putting the lint back in her pockets..
by streart07221969 December 14, 2024
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lint wedge

When putting on fresh from the dryer undies, and nice string of warm lint becomes trapped in the butt crack.
Man#1: I was so mad yesterday when I woke up to a fresh lint wedge right up the corn hole.
by BillyDeath April 20, 2010
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lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.
After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.
by manure2hi2reed August 13, 2021
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weakest lint

An anagram for British actress, kate Winslet
Kate Winslet, you are the weakest lint. Good bye!
by thurb June 28, 2023
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